Who am I? A little man by the name of Andrej. I've had many names when I was younger - Pan Houska (Mr. Caterpillar), Urvanek (the Crying One), Bubi, Biba and Bibon. Well, to my mommy and daddy I am still Biba.
My mommy is very beautiful. Sometimes we walk in the park and other babies would look at her and start making weird noises to attract her attention.
They want her to take them home and take care of them, because every baby wants a pretty mommy. But then I make a poo poo and start crying louder than them and mommy has to rush home and change me.My daddy is funny. He has black glasses because he works in the bank that makes money, but at home he is crazy. He does stupid things all the time and mommy laughs.
He also thinks that he is playing with me, but it's really the other way round. It is enough that I crawl to him or make a "bru-bru" sound with my lips, and he would take me and throw me up and down in the air.I have two cars, mommy and daddy call them strollers, but they are really cars. I use the big blue one when I don't want to play with the other babies and I want to hide from them. It is big and comfy, like a Rolls Royce. The sporty one I use when I want to get things done, like ride around quickly and impress the girls. It has an open roof and is like a Porsche cabriolet.
I have a big family in Ostrava, Sofia, Prague and New York. I have a grandmommy, granddaddy and greatgrandmommy in Ostrava, a grandmommy, granddaddy and two greatgrandmommies in Sofia, an uncle in Prague and an aunt, an uncle and a cousin in New York. My daddy says that if we all gather under one roof, it will be like a Mafia wedding. I have no idea what that means.
I have many friends - Sonia, Johanka, Kuba, Vojta and Vasik. Actually, I will see Sonia for the first time in a month. I talked to her when I was in mommy's tummy, they say she is very pretty. Johanka is very pretty too, and the guys are fun. I hope to grow tall so that the girls prefer me, but Kuba, Vojta and Vasik are quite a competition.
Ah, I forgot to say - I am 8 months old.
These days my mommy and daddy like to dress me up and walk around with me slowly to show everyone how handsome I am. Or at least that's what they think. In reality, I like to walk them around slowly to show everyone what cool mommy and daddy I have.Welcome!
